such misery
i want to report you
what happened on sunday in a big sun city
i may oh.. thank my stars, that we were not live on our cable tv

red-handed, such misery
what happened on sunday in a big sin city
i may oh.. thank my stars, that we were not live on our cable tv

again, again

i was parking my car in the street
shopping with my grannies
the day commenced alas so swell
today we buy the entire world

stop the politess
stop the politess
stop the politess
stop the politess

we all packed into the car
i looked aghast through the windscreen
that's the last thing i needed
a sassy, classy, massy maid

stop the politess
stop the politess
stop the politess
stop the politess

the meter maid       looked flabbergast
the meter maid       looked flabbergast
the meter maid       looked flabbergast

the politess sneered - waved the ticket
granny jumped behind the wheel
let's split and let's rip !
the sassy, classy, massy comes

stop the politess...